Parenting Phrase T-Shirt — 'Don't Bring the Ball in the House' Tee
This comfortable cotton tee speaks the language of parents who shuttle sports equipment through the house and repeat the same playful warnings. It feels lived-in from the first wear — a soft, slightly vintage fabric with subtle flecks that hint at its natural fibers.
Wear it to practices, weekend errands, or quiet evenings at home; the relaxed fit gives room to bend, pick up rogue balls, and chase after kids without feeling constricted. The simple, conversational design becomes a small, knowing moment between caregivers — a shared private joke and a reminder of daily life that’s equal parts chaos and love.
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly, thicker vintage-feel cotton with natural flecks
- Runs slightly larger for a relaxed, comfortable fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a cleaner look
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically grown 100% US cotton options; tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 | 24.25 | 25.50 |
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Bigger shirt size
The t-shirt runs bigger than usual giving extra space for comfort
Fabric
Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives thicker vintage feel to the shirt. Long-lasting garment suitable for everyday use. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not tumble dry; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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